brienneoffarts:

forthethrilloftherush:

the happiest moment in human history

My friends were joking that cat woman was all ” bruce… do we have to go to that same cafe again? I wanna try something new” and he’s all (bat man voice) “NO ALFRED MIGHT SHOW UP TODAY AND I NEED TO SMILE AT HIM!” “bruce its been 8 years” “ALFRED. MIGHT. BE. THERE.”